Well. well, well.
I wonder if I should apologize? I have been absent, called in exhausted, nothing to say, too busy, unfinished with everything, and just generally uninspired to write.
What?
Who?
Me?
Yes, I am afraid I just have nothing to say or share.
I'll give you a second to absorb that.
Even this very moment I get up to go feed my squirrels and ducks and birds. I can see them from this window as I write and I would rather go do that than to sit here and figure out what to say.
I think I need a vacation.I just took one, you say?
Well, not really.
I have been having some fun with a few of my friends using Catherine Moore's Character Construction stamps to make paper dolls.
They are addictive and fun.
Cheryl, Barb and Laura from the Surface design Group came over yesterday and we played paper dolls.
Now, I can remember loving my McCall's paper dolls so much that most of the time I never cut them out, preferring to save them in my desk drawer. I didn't know about adding a thicker chipboard to make them stronger and I sure didn't have 1/16th hole punches or any of the wonderful supplies that I now own to enhance the paper dolls.
I discovered Character Construction paper doll stamps by Catherine Moore last year and have been having fun with them ever since!
I may have mentioned that Country Diary of an Edwardian Lady is my favorite book to collage with.
It totally encompasses the feeling of vintage, handmade, nature loving, old-fashioned look that captures the heart of calamity and keeps me content.
It is difficult to convince other people to rip out the pages and glue them down to watercolor paper or chipboard and start cutting. I think by using it in my collage art or in the paper dolls it honors the material and gives it a new life, Of course I have 4 copies of the book (lucky find at Goodwill) and so my utilization is based on this. If I only had one copy or had paid more than 2.99 for it
I would never cut it up.

The one on the left is made by Cheryl and I did the one on the right.
The oriental flavored one on the far right is by Laura.
A portion of the fun in having a paper doll party is watching everyone make utterly unique and original one of a kind paper dolls from the same materials and stamps.
Because the variations in paper and coloring and embellishments make them all so individual.

The one on the left is made by Barb and she used a vintage image from a post card painted by Humphrey Bogarts Mom, Maud.
She has a soft, old fashioned look that is dreamy and sweet. Barb used her laminating machine to laminate hers before cutting them into paper dolls. She wants to use them on bags and maybe make some into wearable pins.
The Body on the right is from a website with great templates for different paper products (boxes, cards, etc) called Ruth Ann Zaroff Mirkwood designs. Here is the
link for that paper doll.
My spiderweb stamp made a great hat for these two girls- left by Barb and right by Cheryl.
I made the one on the left and the one on the right and the center girl is by Cheryl.
See what I mean about using the same stamps and getting such different results?
I encourage everyone to invest in some
Chalk Cat's Eye stamp pads and just run them around the edge for an old and aged effect.
It helps to blend the edges of the papers on the side also for a more finished and professional look.
These ladies are also by Cheryl who gave one an apron and a hat from a vellum clockface and the other is sporting a flower attached with a brad created by using one of Martha Stewart's paper punches, which I also recommend.
Sorry if this post is going to make you get a second mortgage!
It's more fun, the more stamps you have and Catherine has quite a collection to choose from.
Here is the link to her website. These are the Clearly Constructed acrylic stamps.
The benefit of being able to see exactly where you are placing your stamp allows you to remove the guesswork from how your finished stamp will appear like when using wooden/rubber stamps.
I love the mad tea party stamps and the Marie Antoinette inspired line is simply divine!
Needless to say, I want them all!
I can't wait to have another paper doll party with my girls.
We talked and laughed and even cried a little.
It is wonderful to make friends again.
I have moved so often and had all but given up on making friends outside of the internet.
I find it difficult to connect with other people face to face sometimes.
I am so creative and that is never questioned here- in fact, most of you read my Blog because I am a Crafty Chick.
You never ask me
why I am making what I am and for that I am profoundly thankful.
I need to create.
That is part of my personality.
I can't be any other way.
I am also a bit obsessive and that means that when I am doing something or reading a big fat summer book I can't stop!

After reading
Stephanie Meyer's other books I was certain I wanted to try The Host, her newest book and am starting to get worried that I can't put it down.
I force myself to only read a chapter at a time and look forward to my reading time each day.
I am taming my compulsive urges and it is nice to read it slowly and savor the time spent doing so.
I am also pulling out
some favorites and re-reading them and thinking about how to apply it to my collage theory.
Then I had to pick up Fons & Porter's new
Easy Quilts Magazine because this little table runner caught my eye.
Not that I ever have any of the fabrics that they use in the examples.
Mine are always just a bit different.
This usually makes it even harder for me to make my own adaptation.
I find I think harder and spend more time than I would if it were my own unique "seat of the pants" creation. Like a frozen Charlotte doll, my arms suddenly are suspended at my sides as I visually search through the shelves of fabric for just the right ones.
UGH!
Another half started, stymied project.
I have a PILE of Aprons, waiting...for inspiration to strike!
Like this one with vintage red playing hide and go seek with that bad old wolf.

Pink haired Goldilocks and aqua and red color schemes make me smile as I scratch my itch to stitch.
But the paper dolls cry out to me as I pass them on the refrigerator or in the bookcase, come play with me!
Oh, what to do!
I am sorry if I neglect you, my cyber sistahs,
my calamities,
I might be off with my cloth and paper and scissors
and can only encourage you to do the same.It is summertime and the heat is rising and soon we will be either indoors or at the beach.
Often we rent series and sit in the dark and have marathons of our favorites or sometimes new shows.
I will try to Blog more, like I used to, but I must spend time with my son while I can.
He is home from college and it is a blessing to have him near. I feel lonely for the kids and grandkids so often and that is part of my compulsion to make things so obsessively- it fills the empty hours.
I hope you understand.
Please know that I miss you and think about my "constant commenter's" and hope I can catch up with you. Please email anything you are dying to share and I will get with it!
(I don't even recognize this Calamity who doesn't turn on her computer now for days at a time!
I may need an intervention!
Someone call the Paper Doll Police!)
I love you all.
Now, go play!
Love & Stitches,
Calamity Kim