Hey, y'all! I am so glad that y'all stopped by, (imagine that this is spoken with a slightly southern accent..or not, I can turn it off if you aren't charmed by it!) would you like to have a seat?
Sadie, stop, stop that! Oh, I am sorry, she is getting hair all over you...she just wants some love- you'll have to ignore her or she'll have you down on the floor or throwing that damn Frisbee in a minute!
What's that? You love dogs? Oh, well, so do I and she is a sweet one! Why she's scared of her own shadow! I had the dress form out and modeling the art apron and she was very afraid!! I had to take it down from the table and take everything off of it so she could see that it wasn't going to eat her brains! Yikes! Zombie manikin...hahaha!
OK. I will behave- I have been loading the shop over at ETSY and now I will be giving you the old soft shoe number as a diversion while I slowly ease your wallet out and relieve you of some of that hard earned cash...NO, really, I have a Son in Collage, er, College, and he needs some food and pencils and money to pay his phone bill so he can call his poor Mother (*hint*). No, really, I need to be cruising the new, giant Goodwill my Brother just called and told me about. So that I can buy more old junk to make into art. What's that? You don't know about my habit? My habit of making Art Dolls? Mutants? Make Do's? What, no, there's that's not rum cake we're eating. You feel dizzy?
You need to sit down? You need to go to ETSY and see what is in my store before someone else beats you to it? Well, Sadie, move, come on, get your head off their feet so they can go! Go now! No, wait, come back...soon...we'll dish about the neighbors...or about The Fountain that comes out today...have you seen it? I am going to get it in just a minute....come back later and we'll talk about it! Please excuse the shameless self promotion but I must sell some handicrafts to keep the fabric in stock- you see, if I use even the smallest amount of fabric, it must be replaced otherwise my heart starts to beat wildly and I get short of breath and I simply must maintain balance in the sewing room! I need it to survive...more than cakes and pies and magazines and treats- i needs me some fabric! Oh, no, wait, that's not right...
shameless...simply shameless...grandbabies need shoes?...need to prove to inner critic that I am worthwhile?...Mom wasn't right about all the mess making and globs of glitter and glue..on her hands and knees trimming it from the rug...I have a million reasons to load up the Etsy store and send you over- but mostly because I make 'em and that's my joy. I need to sell them to keep on makin! If you can't buy it's ok, maybe someone else will and I can have some small success. That would be swell! I don't want to put commercials on here and I don't feel comfortable pushing my products, but I need a venue and this is it until I learn to build a website..so if This is a turn-off then just keep on bloggin but do stop by again real soon and we'll dish! **** After going to Blockbuster I learned that The Fountain wasn't released today- they had the sign up and I was all excited but they didn't receive it today...bummer, I will let you know when It really is available !